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deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

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23 hours ago

Reblog if you’re NOT Tumblr famous and you appreciate your followers

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bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

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23 hours ago

All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

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rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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deep-in-the-meadoww:

MY BEST FRIEND AND JOSH ON THE SET OF MOCKINGJAY TODAY (SHES AN EXTRA)


JEALOUS

deep-in-the-meadoww:

MY BEST FRIEND AND JOSH ON THE SET OF MOCKINGJAY TODAY (SHES AN EXTRA)

JEALOUS

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Sorry for the tfios spam

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1 day ago
Can you turn on the light,
please?